C. Crane’s 30 Year Anniversary- 30 Days of Giveaways, Day 26!

Today’s Blog Topic is: What is your favorite joke?

Today’s giveaways are the CCRadio-EP AM/FM Radio w/ Lighted Needle & Dial, the GeoBulb®-II LED Light Bulb (Warm White) and the GeoBulb®-II LED Light Bulb. To participate all you have to do is leave a comment on today’s blog post. We will select three comments in a random drawing and post the winners Monday morning. Good luck and have fun!

CCRadio-EP AM/FM Radio w/ Lighted Needle & Dial & GeoBulb®-II LED Light Bulb (Warm White)

CCRadio-EP AM/FM Radio w/ Lighted Needle & Dial & GeoBulb®-II LED Light Bulb (Warm White)

72 Responses to “C. Crane’s 30 Year Anniversary- 30 Days of Giveaways, Day 26!”

  1. Suman Says:

    A yuppie was opening the door of his BMW when a car came along and hit the door, ripping it off completely. When the police arrived at the scene, the yuppie complained bitterly about the damage to his car.

    “Officer, look what they’ve done to my Beemer!”

    “You yuppies are so materialistic, it’s ridiculous” retorted the officer. “You’re so worried about your stupid BMW, you didn’t even notice that your left arm was ripped off.”

    “Oh, my God!” screamed the yuppie, noticing the bloody stump where his arm used to be. “My Rolex!”

  2. Vimal Says:

    Little Johnny is always being teased by the other neighborhood boys for being stupid. Their favorite joke is to offer Johnny his choice between a nickel and a dime — Little Johnny always takes the nickel.

    One day, after Johnny takes the nickel, a neighbor man takes him aside and says, “Johnny, those boys are making fun of you. Don’t you know that a dime is worth more than a nickel, even though the nickel’s bigger?”

    Johnny grins and says, “Well, if I took the dime, they’d stop doing it, and so far I’ve made $20!”

  3. Dan Damianoff Says:

    What did the mother squirrel say to the baby squirrel? Don’t forget to run both bays before crossing the street.

  4. Dr00 Says:

    So a Panda walks into a bar. He motions to the bartender and the bartender gets him some food from the back. He sits in the empty seat between two other fellas, eats his meal snd is about to leave. Suddenly, he pulls out a gun, shoots one of the guys dead, and walks out the front door. Nobody reacts to this except the other guy. “Hey, did you see that?! Bartender! what was that about?” The bartender reaches under the table & pulls out an encyclopedia and walks off. The guy looks up “PANDA” and it reads…”eats shoots and leaves”…(insert laugh here)

  5. George Hogetvedt Says:

    Two lawyers were out hunting when they came along a set of tracks. The first lawyer said they were deer tracks and the second lawyer argued saying they were elk tracks. They were still arguing when the train hit them.

  6. B Anurag Says:

    Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    Noah.
    Noah who?
    Noah good place we can get something to eat?

  7. Sv Obbri Says:

    Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    Orange.
    Orange who?
    Orange you going to let me in?

  8. james Says:

    I love to have a new radio

  9. Robin D Says:

    I can’t remember a joke :( That is why I am so bad at telling them.

  10. Jordan Says:

    Surely you can’t be serious.

    I am serious, and don’t call me Shirely.

  11. rosewood11 Says:

    One of the sickest ones I was sent recently is quite politically incorrect, but it made me laugh harder than anything I’ve heard in a long time.

    There was a drunk at a local bar, and he was determined to drive home in his inebriated condition. Sure enough, he had a wreck on the way home, and fortunately, it was just a fender bender. He’d gotten out of the car to inspect the damage, and was approached by the driver of the other car. To the drunk’s surprise the other driver was a very irate dwarf. Stone sober, the dwarf approached the drunk driver and furiously informed him, “I AM NOT HAPPY!!!”

    The drunk responded, “Well, which one are you then!!!”

  12. William Bown Says:

    Anything by Jonathan Winters.

  13. Kathy Pippig Says:

    He’s a tip… Buy low, sell high. Best I can think of right now.

  14. Joyce Hogetvedt Says:

    Why wouldn’t the shrimp share his treasure? Because he was a little shellfish!

  15. George Hogetvedt Says:

    Two lawyers were hunting and they came to a set of tracks. The first lawyer said they were deer tracks and the second lawyer argued that they were elk tracks. They were still arguing when the train ran them over.

  16. Jennifer Hogetvedt Says:

    Why wouldn’t the shrimp share his treasure? Because he was a little shellfish!

  17. Fred Says:

    A mother took her little boy to church.
    While in church the little boy said, “Mommy, I have to pee.”

    The mother said to the little boy, “It’s not appropriate to say the word ‘pee’ in church. So, from now on whenever you have to ‘pee’ just tell me that you have to ‘whisper’.”

    The following Sunday, the little boy went to church with his father and during the service said to his father, “Daddy, I have to whisper.“

    The father looked at him and said, “Okay, just whisper in my ear.”

  18. Dan Says:

    What do you call a nun that walks everywhere?

    A Roamin’ Catholic!

  19. Katie Kennard Says:

    Why did the Dinosaur cross the road?
    Why?
    Because he was stapled to the chicken!

  20. Terry Says:

    I would spend it on anything in the amateur radio catagory. Radio is the past and future. Morse code is the earliest “digital” . Your cell phone is only a radio after all…..

  21. Dave Hall Says:

    Things that make ya go “hmmm……” Was trying to find a station carrying the Cleveland-Tampa Bay game the other night. I live on a pile of limestone in Livingston, Tennessee. I could only hope that some local station would pick it up,ESPN radio. After a few minutes of searching I found it! 850AM from Cleveland, Ohio! This CCradio EP continues to amaze me.


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